| Customers: | Oh man, we'd love another Ace Attorney released here!
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| Capcom: | No, sorry. Somehow not printing extra copies after selling out instantly upon release did not create enough sales for us to release another game.
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| Customers: | Oh man, Mega Man! This is your mascotte, and we love you fo--
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| Capcom: | Look, we fired the creator because he's a dick, and now we want to rape the character. Please stop bringing him up.
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| Customers: | Holy shit, Viewtiful Joe! Henshin-A-Go-Go Baby!
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| Capcom: | ...What? You... Wanted more of these? We kind of discarded it as a silly idea.
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| Customers: | Monster Hunter worked so well on consoles, you should do this more often.
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| Capcom: | We're making another one on a handheld people don't want to own outside of playing our one game.
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| Customers: | You know, we're getting kind of tired of this new gen Resident Evil...
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| Capcom: | Here's five more! Look forward to the future DLC!
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| Not one customer is talking about Lost Planet
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| Capcom: | WE NEED A SEQUEL! |
